if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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