just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize