You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't deserve a penis
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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