Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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