How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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