Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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