yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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