Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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