We won't sleep together?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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