Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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