holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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