Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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