Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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