your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
only if we run a train.
done.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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