I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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