so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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