Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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