Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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