I want to have your abortion
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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