And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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