come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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