Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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