Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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