it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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