Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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