Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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