lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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