That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you traded sex for a burrito?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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