Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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