Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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