My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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