We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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