Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
