i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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