Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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