i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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