Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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