If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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