When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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