this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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