Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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