He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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