Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
