bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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