When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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