Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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