everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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