I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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