the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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