if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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