This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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