I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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