I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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