Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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